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Last Updated: 01.07.2025 01:56
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Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Unacceptable again!
No way
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Still no good.
Minds and Behinds
They put up a sign reading
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
So they tried
share office space ...
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Next, they tried...
Another attempt resulted in ...
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So, the docs changed it to read
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
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Catatonics & High Colonics
Nuts and Butts
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Still no good
No, not a chance
Then came..
Has your mother ever walked in on you at an inappropriate time?
No go.
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
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Hysterias & Posteriors
Loons and Moons
Everyone loved it.
Thumbs down again.
Freaks and Cheeks
Just Forget it!